In ancient China, you have to hold your own because no one is gonna hold it for you! The loveable but accident-prone Master Ahn is said to carry the ultimate sword of power, at least by the local children he entertains! When an imperial messenger bringing a war dispatch is ambushed by enemy forces trying to stop the message from getting through, the unsuspecting Master Ahn becomes the "accidental spy" who must complete the mission and get the message through.

With everyone looking for him, he may not have a chance if not for a motley crew of martial artists that he meets along the way. Dodging bounty hunters, enemy assassins, and even his own accidents, Master Ahn is on a mission in this fight-filled kung fu adventure.